shakethecobwebs:

My belly button is in the Lost and Found bin of Roly fuckin’ Poly Ville. 

I don’t exist to empower you, so don’t come to me with your shit about how I’m like, so totally inspiring and then follow it up with your own personal bullshit about how you

just

like

don’t understand

how my body works????

Get the fuck out.

Sunday May 5 @ 08:07pm
Sunday May 5 @ 08:06pm
Sunday May 5 @ 08:05pm
Sunday May 5 @ 08:04pm
myheroesturnedhuman:

so much love for this movie.

myheroesturnedhuman:

so much love for this movie.

Sunday May 5 @ 07:24pm
i-like-pigeons:

thechriscrocker:

newkidssonmycock:

the yawn trick

so casual..

so calm

i-like-pigeons:

thechriscrocker:

newkidssonmycock:

the yawn trick

so casual..

so calm

Sunday May 5 @ 07:23pm
Sunday May 5 @ 07:23pm

shakethecobwebs:

His voice, tho. 

Call Me Maybe cover | Ben Howard

Sunday May 5 @ 07:22pm

What if men were photographed the way women typically were?

Sunday May 5 @ 02:54pm
Sunday May 5 @ 02:36pm
Sunday May 5 @ 01:54pm

kardashitans:

“awwwww shit this is my jam” i say as i spread it on my toast

Sunday May 5 @ 01:53pm
sexxxisbeautiful:

Smiley stretch (by rekha_is_batman)
morning :)

sexxxisbeautiful:

Smiley stretch (by rekha_is_batman)

morning :)

Sunday May 5 @ 01:53pm

lordpayne:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

“MY CEREAL!!!”

Sunday May 5 @ 01:52pm
Sunday May 5 @ 01:48pm
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